Britney Spears Attempts Comeback and Fails

It's a rough day if your name is Britney Spears today... Last night, she just might have ended her comeback before it even began by performing at the MTV video music awards. I honestly do not even know if I would call it a performance at all.

case you missed it, you will be hearing plenty about it. She came out wearing sparkling black booty shorts, black fishnets with boots that came up to her knees, and a bra. Not exactly a flattering choice even though her body did not look that bad. Compared to the body she once flaunted on the stage of the VMA's, it was not even close to comparison. I give her credit for losing most of the baby weight and getting up there but someone please help this girl out.

It was such a trainwreck. You didn't want to watch but you couldn't take your eyes off the tv screen. It was like looking into the eyes of a ghost. She looked scared, and lacked any bit of self confidence. It seemed as though she didn't know the next move, and she was constantly thinking about what she was going to be doing next that nothing was punched out. Dance talk here, sorry. There was no "oomph", there was no energy, there NO singing or effort to lip synch. Bad Bad Bad career Choice Ms Brit. Stop right now, move to somewhere remote and get your life back on track, if not for yourself, for your kids. Thank you, that is all. I'll have a fashion recap later for ya'll.

Who do you think looked fabulous? Who looked like they need to hit the gym, and who do you think had the best makeover?