Nov 7, 2007

Writers Strike! TV Stars We Will Miss Seeing Their Bodies

Now that writers are on strike, you may be missing out on your favorite scripted TV shows in the very near future (This may or may not include my former fav The Hills). To pay my respects to the shows I desperately do not want to go on hiatus as a result of the strike, here is a little diet dirt on the stars:

Gossip Girl: I am obsessed. Last week was a rerun, and now I am in withdrawal. Tonight is going to be 2-hours long! That's like a freaking movie! One of my favorite characters is played by Blake Lively. I first noticed this natural blonde beauty in "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants." She played a soccer player (I played back in HS) and she totally looked the part! She had strong muscular thighs, and oozed sex appeal with her long voluptuous hair. I personally think she is a fabulous role model for the demographic that this show is aimed for. She looks healthy and seems to have a warm bubbly personality.

Well, looks like I'm safe for a little while longer, I just read this on Yahoo.com:
Most of this fall’s more successful scripted shows are relatively safe at least through the end of the year, since networks have already ordered 13 episodes of many new series. The CW’s hit fall show "Gossip Girl" has enough scripts already written to take the series into the new year, according to network spokesperson Paul McGuire. How the strike will affect next fall’s new lineup of shows remains to be seen. If the strike were to last a few months and creep into the upcoming pilot season (which begins in February), the networks would definitely find themselves with a lack of new scripted shows for next season.


I'm sorry to report that shows like "Lost" and "24" that will be debuting new episodes mid season, only have about 8 episodes. I don't really watch either, but I have a roommate that is VERY anxious for the return of Lost. What will happen, they air only 8 new eps and keep the audience on the edge of their seats (consequently a little PO'ed) or not air the episodes at all (consequently, infuriating their audience)? Evangeline Lilly, who plays Kate on Lost, has an amazing body. Here are a few exerps from an interview with Self Magazine:
What other people would regard as my good eating habit is actually a terrible addiction. I'm obsessed with dried organic mangoes. They're so bloody good, but they are so terrible to eat in large quantities. I just can't stop myself!... I would say sleep is my number-one health tip. I don't usually like to take naps or go to bed early, but I'm training myself to do that. I sleep eight hours a night. Water is up there, too; it's at like 1.5 on the list, not even number 2.... I live in a small town, so I walk or ride my bike everywhere. I used to be more of the type of person who separated exercise from my lifestyle. Now, if I don't have to drive my car, I never will.

Lilly is often photographed practicing what she preaches, like running/biking around Hawaii as well as surfing, her favorite past time which we have seen has given Cameron Diaz a killer bod as well.
I was going into waves that even my girlfriends, who'd been surfing for 10 years, wouldn't go into alone. I would just see a wave, grab my board and come back bloody and scraped up from coral. I ended up going to photo shoots with scratches all over my calves and shins and feet!


Lastly, one of my favorite shows is "One Tree Hill." The four main women from last season, Payton (Hillary Burton), Brooke (Sophia Bush), Haylie (Bethany Joy Lenz) and Rachel (Daneel Harris) are non-stick scary skinny but healthy and hot. Please oh please bring this show back!!!!

Nov 6, 2007

Jessica Simpson Wants A Boston Boy, Gains Some Weight too

Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore and Heidi Klum came out last night for the 11th annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards (ACE) in New York City last night. Never heard of it? Me neither, apparently this council was created in 1996 to honor individuals and groups that raised the awareness of the accessories industry. Was this really necessary? No. I would think they would want Lohan or Richie because those girls do not go anywhere without a million bracelets, necklaces, head scarfs, bags and sunglasses on at any given time. Anyway, J.Simp seems to be enjoying her time off from work. She is still in great shape, but seems to have gained a few pounds since the last time we saw her running around in tight t-shirts and bootcut jeans. She sure seems to be a Yo-Yo dieter. What happened to the 5-factor?



Jessica also told Extra that she is looking for a Boston boy. Step away, J.Simp, step awaaaay. Just because they won the World Series, TOM BRADY, yeah we have the rights to Ben Affleck, Mark Walberg, John Krasinski, and a bunch of other cuties, doesn't mean they want ANYTHING to do with a media hungry texan like yourself. She said they were the next thing closest to a southern boy. Well hunny, let me tell you, you have got your facts backwards... Boston boys are nothing like southern gentlemen, unless that's just an old saying. We may have the spotlight right now (cough cough, Sports Capital of America or Reebok Nation, that's a joke) but our men are nothing like southern gentelmen and the cute ones aren't from here or don't live here. We don't want your cougar ass here looking for your next victim.

Nov 5, 2007

Katie Holmes Runs a Marathon, Chafes nipples

This past weekend, Katie Holmes ran the New York City Marathon. Who knew she was a runner, and who knew she was training? Guess we can all set aside those pregnancy rumors. In other news, is she even wearing a bra? My nipples are burning just looking at the thought of what pain she must be in right now.



She finished the marathon in a very impressive 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds, which is about a 12-13 minute mile. She reportedly trained for a little over 2 months AND was wearing stilettos later that night at a special screening of her hubby's new movie (this sounds a little untrue, did she have like an alien from scientology overtake her body for part of the marathon or something?).

Seriously, there is no way, you can run 26.2 miles, after only training a little over two months and then wear stiletto's that same night! I know people that have trained longer, ran it in a longer time and could not walk after they completed the race, let alone wear stilettos! What do you guys think? Do scientologists have the ability to have un-human like, alien powers such as excessive exercise without any repercussions or training required? I am just baffled.

Nov 2, 2007

Spice Girls Get Back In Shape, Looking Hot

The Spice Girls are back! Sorta... At least they have a come back tour. But nine years later (oh my gosh it's almost been a decade since they came out! I feel very old), seven babies and a whole new style of pop music how will these ladies make the cut?

People Magazine to the rescue to tell you how they got back in Shape for the tour of their lives.

Posh - We all know she doesn't eat. That's a fact, she admits it. She nibbles on things like edamame. Period. However, People reports that since moving to LA she has taken up Pilates! How trendy of her. Will she be taking up Scientology next? Lets hope to god NO!

Sporty - Known probably as the "not-so cute spice," (Or at least none of my friends wanted to be her the year we dressed up for Halloween, sorry Emily) Mel C. enjoys running. She works out with a trainer three days a week, and alternates sprints and long distance runs. This is my type of girl! I guess this is why she's called Sporty? I always just thought it was because she might be a lesbian, but who knows.

Scary - The Spice most well known for her baby's daddy drama, is currently on Dancing with the Stars. Having just given birth in April, what a fabulous workout/ weight loss plan for this Spice. Pseudo celebs such as Stacy Kiebler and that woman... what's her name, from Melrose Place, ugh, it's killing me, whatever, you know who, she's kind of old, well both of them turned their good bodies into SICK bodies with the help of this show. Good choice woman!

Ginger - The vixen of the bunch had a baby just 18 months ago and already she is back in shape. How'd she do it? Squats with an 18-lb. kettlebell to her chest, according to People magazine. I think she did alot more than that, but then again, this is People Magazine, people... Oh yeah, there's also a photo of her running, but the squats got rid of her baby pouch, right?

Baby - This Spice gave birth in August and when straight back to rehearsals for the tour! She looks like she's back to her pre-pregnancy body, but she didn't tell people magazine her secrets. She only suggested that the rehearsals for the tour would get back her body. "This dancing is going to put me in shape, right?"

Already, they all have killer bodies. All but Posh look strong and healthy too! Can't wait for the tour. I really want tickets! I think I was the only person in America to see their Movie "Spice World" on opening day. I also own all of their CD's, Ginger for Halloween, and yeah... I used to be a pretty big fan.

Ugly Betty Losing More Weight?

Looks Like Ugly Betty is losing even more weight. Check her out!



However, it doesn't look like she cared to put on makeup so maybe this is her tactic to keep us thinking Betty will never be pretty. I'm not saying she isn't pretty, America is beautiful (for amber waves of.... I couldn't resist). But my theory is, she used to be heavier and wear makeup in public, not that she's lost weight, she is thinner and no makeup. Why not?

How thin will she get?