Nov 5, 2007

Katie Holmes Runs a Marathon, Chafes nipples

This past weekend, Katie Holmes ran the New York City Marathon. Who knew she was a runner, and who knew she was training? Guess we can all set aside those pregnancy rumors. In other news, is she even wearing a bra? My nipples are burning just looking at the thought of what pain she must be in right now.



She finished the marathon in a very impressive 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds, which is about a 12-13 minute mile. She reportedly trained for a little over 2 months AND was wearing stilettos later that night at a special screening of her hubby's new movie (this sounds a little untrue, did she have like an alien from scientology overtake her body for part of the marathon or something?).

Seriously, there is no way, you can run 26.2 miles, after only training a little over two months and then wear stiletto's that same night! I know people that have trained longer, ran it in a longer time and could not walk after they completed the race, let alone wear stilettos! What do you guys think? Do scientologists have the ability to have un-human like, alien powers such as excessive exercise without any repercussions or training required? I am just baffled.

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